1) Drinking the contents of a test tube following a chemistry experiment.
2) Bandying words with females.
3) Having 4-day-old pizza out of the fridge.
(seriously, this was an adventure... some of the cheese didn't even melt after being in the microwave for a minute or two, and it was hard to tell the difference between the pepperoni thickly foresting the top and the marinara sauce underneath...they were about the same consistency)
4) Getting out of bed this morning.
(ok, I know this sounds lame, but it's a five-foot drop from the bed to the carpet-covered concrete floor below, and my legs don't always work real well in the morning.)
Imagine:
*alarm clock beeps*
Me: uuugghh
Radio Announcer: ...high of 47 today with mostly cloudy skies and a chance of showers this afternoon... *drones on in background*
Me: Ooof
*yawns*
*sits up*
Me: Owww...
Me: Stupid fan!
*jumps down to floor*
*time shifts to slow motion*
*regrets jumping*
*wonders if this will ruin my breakfast*
*feet contact floor*
*knees give way*
*bones shatter*
*collapses on floor*
Me: Owww...
Imagine:
*alarm clock beeps*
Me: uuugghh
Radio Announcer: ...high of 47 today with mostly cloudy skies and a chance of showers this afternoon... *drones on in background*
Me: Ooof
*yawns*
*sits up*
Me: Owww...
Me: Stupid fan!
*jumps down to floor*
*time shifts to slow motion*
*regrets jumping*
*wonders if this will ruin my breakfast*
*feet contact floor*
*knees give way*
*bones shatter*
*collapses on floor*
Me: Owww...
(Disclaimer: slight hyperbole employed above)
Surely now you see how my life is so entertaining. I only wish, as Hobbes did, that "we could talk about these things without the visual aids."
Go have an adventurous life...
...because someone else might find it funny!
Surely now you see how my life is so entertaining. I only wish, as Hobbes did, that "we could talk about these things without the visual aids."
Go have an adventurous life...
...because someone else might find it funny!
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